PUCKIN' IT UP ON THE SIDELINES: A PENGUIN PERSPECTIVE

Well, we're gonna discuss about the actual scoop. Being a penguin on the sidelines is more than just watching. It's a whole thing. You got your everyday match, sure, but then there's the hidden action. You see things, you hear things, gossip you wouldn't believe! Like when that winger went flying into the glass, I swear, it looked like a cartoon.